More snow

snow_denver_12_28-6thpen2
Originally uploaded by gamp.

It's snowing again. I went for a walk at 10 pm and took some photos in the ambient light. I'm impressed with what my pentax DL can do with the light, although the colors came out weird.

Too bad I got my car stuck in the front parking lot of my building. Nobody has used it since it snowed the first time, but it should be less shoveling in the morning since its right on the street.

Denver Blizzard

Car - Blizzard Day 2
Originally uploaded by gamp.

So my car is dug out of the snow pile it was in, as seen here. I still haven't driven it anywhere though. I tried to get down the pictured alleyway, but got stuck in an icy rut only about 10 feet from its parked spot. So, after getting it back where it came form, it has rested.

Maybe later today I shall get moving and go and explore. At the moment though, I'm making incredible progress with apartment cleaning. I've even managed to work on some old projects, like sanding my kitchen table. Hoorah.

Big Pipe

Big Pipe
Originally uploaded by gamp.

I explored a sugar mill on the 26th. Look at the pretty pipes. I think I'm getting alot better at this photography thing.

Canon City Railyard

Royal Gorge Engine
Originally uploaded by gamp.

This Saturday I explored the railyard. Look at the pretty picture of the train. It was friggin cold.

Sneak into the grotto in vegas

I'm staying in the Tropicana on the Las Vegas Strip. The pool here has waterfalls, swim up blackjack, and adult lagoon, and hot tub jacuzzies nestled in various nooks. The thing is, nobody asks for your room or anything, so I think anyone could just sneek in. Hang out in the forest of planted palm trees and then jump in the jacuzzi.

Getting Free Stuff

I've done these offers before, where you sign up for some service or website with a credit card, then you get some free thing like an mp3 player. I usually have no need for the service, so I call up at the end of the month and cancel it, and that's about all there is to it.

Well here is a deal for a free 30gb video ipod. They have lots of offers, many of which are only a dollar and sometimes they even give you that dollar back if you don't want the service. You should always wait at least a week before cancelling though, to make sure you get credit. Enjoy, let's all watch video podcasts on our shiny new ipods.

http://ipods.freepay.com/?r=26951205

Alexander "the wrath" J Clement

So, there is this guy at work that sits in the next cubicle. He tells me there was a newsletter of sorts, that he and some others wrote, but it wasn't very politically correct. Hence, he went to the web to get out his writing jollies. Fast forward to the future, and tada, I now work at the same place, Educational Sales Management, and am asked to contribute.

The Grand "The List" Circle Inc

My first piece, entitled I AM MEAT...THEREFORE I EAT IT appears on the site, in the second edition. Cannibalism, flesh gorging, and other meat fun exist in this post.

I'm not sure what the list is all about, or the circle, nor do I understand the point of the articles, but I seem to have some idea about their writing style. And thus, I'm now a part of its history.

Don't be outdone by Denver Firemen

Don't be outdoen by Denver Firemen
Originally uploaded by gamp.

At the World's Largest Office Party last night. They apparently auctioned off Denver Firefighters for dates. This guy didn't get his chance on stage, so he's taking it now.

Cuervo Girls

Cuervo Girls
Originally uploaded by gamp.

At the World's Largest Office Party last night, I must not have been very outgoing, as I could only get these two Cuervo Girls to pose for me.

Rasta Elk

Rasta Elk 1
Originally uploaded by gamp.

You know you've been listening to too much Bob Marley when the local Elk seem to be jammin.

noparking

noparking
Originally uploaded by gamp.

If you're this fat, you probably shouldn't sit near a no parking sign. You might get a ticket. And in Denver, parking tickets are no joke. The cops will bag a meter with your car parked in front of it then tow your car. There aren't any signs letting you know abou this or anything, but every friday just watch market st between 19th and 20th and see it done.

This guy however, might move if you bagged his meter.

Bollywood Matrix

Somehow I ended up in the Matrix last night. Morpheus looks pretty good, but I don't know about the Indian Neo and Trinity.

This was at The Church while promoting No DUI Denver.

Halloween Parties

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Originally uploaded by gamp.

Garth and I walked around downtown last night, sort of promoting the whole designated driver business of NoDUIDenver, but mostly taking photos of chicks.

Here's some chicks that posed with me. Somehow they made it look like it was photoshopped, but it wasn't

Urinals of Denargo Market

I found a weird website, urinal.net, which also has a link to google maps where you can see all the posted urinals in north america. urinal map

These urinals are at Denargo Market, and they seem unusual enough for me to contribute them to the site. They are old and made by Standard Madstone so they may not be so unusual, but I can't think of any of this type I've ever peed in before. They also flush very much like a toilet.

Update: Here's the link to their spot on urinal.net

Hiking in the yard

Donald atop the mountain.

Donald and I went hiking with his dog. We haven't really been able to explore the yard much before, but now we've seen a great many things.

Here I am with Kira, the Great Pyrenees. Her real name is Akira, but these things happen.

Here's a log cabin we found.

A Picture Share!

The cab of the ambulance guides me through the night, no lights, no sirens.

Sunset at Kitty's

kittys_sunset
Originally uploaded by gamp.

As I look out the window every evening, the sun sets over the porn store.

And no, I didn't actually take this with the red phone.

And then there was this.

I'll be attempting to blog as I go with my cute red Sanyo PM8200, its not a great camera phone, but it does occasionaly send a photo through my sprint vision service.