Alexander "the wrath" J Clement

So, there is this guy at work that sits in the next cubicle. He tells me there was a newsletter of sorts, that he and some others wrote, but it wasn't very politically correct. Hence, he went to the web to get out his writing jollies. Fast forward to the future, and tada, I now work at the same place, Educational Sales Management, and am asked to contribute.

The Grand "The List" Circle Inc

My first piece, entitled I AM MEAT...THEREFORE I EAT IT appears on the site, in the second edition. Cannibalism, flesh gorging, and other meat fun exist in this post.

I'm not sure what the list is all about, or the circle, nor do I understand the point of the articles, but I seem to have some idea about their writing style. And thus, I'm now a part of its history.

Don't be outdone by Denver Firemen

Don't be outdoen by Denver Firemen
Originally uploaded by gamp.

At the World's Largest Office Party last night. They apparently auctioned off Denver Firefighters for dates. This guy didn't get his chance on stage, so he's taking it now.

Cuervo Girls

Cuervo Girls
Originally uploaded by gamp.

At the World's Largest Office Party last night, I must not have been very outgoing, as I could only get these two Cuervo Girls to pose for me.

Rasta Elk

Rasta Elk 1
Originally uploaded by gamp.

You know you've been listening to too much Bob Marley when the local Elk seem to be jammin.

noparking

noparking
Originally uploaded by gamp.

If you're this fat, you probably shouldn't sit near a no parking sign. You might get a ticket. And in Denver, parking tickets are no joke. The cops will bag a meter with your car parked in front of it then tow your car. There aren't any signs letting you know abou this or anything, but every friday just watch market st between 19th and 20th and see it done.

This guy however, might move if you bagged his meter.

Bollywood Matrix

Somehow I ended up in the Matrix last night. Morpheus looks pretty good, but I don't know about the Indian Neo and Trinity.

This was at The Church while promoting No DUI Denver.

Halloween Parties

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Originally uploaded by gamp.

Garth and I walked around downtown last night, sort of promoting the whole designated driver business of NoDUIDenver, but mostly taking photos of chicks.

Here's some chicks that posed with me. Somehow they made it look like it was photoshopped, but it wasn't

Urinals of Denargo Market

I found a weird website, urinal.net, which also has a link to google maps where you can see all the posted urinals in north america. urinal map

These urinals are at Denargo Market, and they seem unusual enough for me to contribute them to the site. They are old and made by Standard Madstone so they may not be so unusual, but I can't think of any of this type I've ever peed in before. They also flush very much like a toilet.

Update: Here's the link to their spot on urinal.net

Hiking in the yard

Donald atop the mountain.

Donald and I went hiking with his dog. We haven't really been able to explore the yard much before, but now we've seen a great many things.

Here I am with Kira, the Great Pyrenees. Her real name is Akira, but these things happen.

Here's a log cabin we found.

A Picture Share!

The cab of the ambulance guides me through the night, no lights, no sirens.

Sunset at Kitty's

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Originally uploaded by gamp.

As I look out the window every evening, the sun sets over the porn store.

And no, I didn't actually take this with the red phone.

And then there was this.

I'll be attempting to blog as I go with my cute red Sanyo PM8200, its not a great camera phone, but it does occasionaly send a photo through my sprint vision service.