If you're this fat, you probably shouldn't sit near a no parking sign. You might get a ticket. And in Denver, parking tickets are no joke. The cops will bag a meter with your car parked in front of it then tow your car. There aren't any signs letting you know abou this or anything, but every friday just watch market st between 19th and 20th and see it done.
This guy however, might move if you bagged his meter.